34. Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton
Yes, there was a time when Angelina was not married to Brad, and wasn’t traveling around the world with her own family the size of a baseball team. Back in her wild days, when she was playing with knives and carrying around a vial of blood, she married Billy Bob Thornton. He’s a great actor known for his roles in Slingblade, but well, looks like a man who would be named Billy Bob. The two married in 2000 after only dating for two months, and divorced in 2003.